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Just a glass of Rubis… And then some

by Ogechi Nwobia
April 11, 2020
in Short stories
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Just a glass

You see, the things that get you in trouble are usually the things you spend your entire life avoiding but somehow, they manage to catch up with you. And then you wonder and ask yourself, how did this even happen? How did I get here?
My name is Bimpe and this is my story.
I’ve been dating Yazid for a little over a year now and it’s been great. We’re practically headed for the altar and I am madly excited about it. Fine boy with plenty Dubai Arab money to throw around and no, he does not hit me or bully me. Yazid is just perfect. He is calm, soft spoken and somewhat reserved. I am the more eccentric and crazy one.
It so happens that Yazid’s dad for some weird reason doesn’t really approve of me. He’s of the opinion that women should be homely and quiet and “responsible” and all that old school kind of thinking. But my darling Yazid always rises to my defense and insists that he cut me some slack. Yazid says we’re perfect for each other, we balance each other out. I appreciate that he does that because I know how close he is to his dad. They are more like siblings actually. It’s so weird
Now, because I’m naturally crazy, I never take alcohol. I have always believed my madness would triple if I attempted liquor so alcohol has always been a no-no for me. I can get my groove on without any form of assistance, thank you.
It was Ameera’s ( Yazid’s baby sister) graduation, Yazid had thrown her a party in their family house and of course, I was there to raise the roof.
The party was bubbling and everyone was having a great time. I had danced till my feet hurt and I was really thirsty. I walked over to the table where the drinks were set out and tried to find some water. Ameera walked up beside me and drew me close in a hug.
“Sis! This party is aweesomeee! Thank youuuuuu!”
I laughed and removed strands of her brazillian weave from her face.
“You’re welcome princess. But this wasn’t me. It was all your brother.”
She snatched up a bottle of red wine and passed it to the guy behind the table.
“Can you help me open it please?”
The guy smiled and nodded then she turned to me and said
“You’re drinking that with me.”
I laughed and shook my head.
“No darling.”
“Hell yeah! It’s my grad party and you’ve got to celebrate with me.”
I shook my head again but Ameera would have none of it. She cajoled and begged and insisted and then I gave in.
“It’s Rubis, it’s really sweet. Just one glass.”
“Alright! Fine! Just one glass.”
Ameera clapped both hands together in glee and giggled like a school girl. I shook my head.
The bottle returned and she poured some for me in a glass. I hadn’t eaten at all that evening and I was really tired from all the dancing so I promised myself it would not be more than one glass. As soon as I tasted the wine however, something changed. It was amazing!
Ameera kept chattering on and on and I kept drinking, one glass after another. Soon, I realized I could not stand right. My heels were suddenly uncomfortable. I took them off and held them in my hands. Ameera looked me over
“Feather weight! You okay?”
She laughed really loudly and I even though I didn’t hear her clearly, whatever it was that she said felt really funny so I laughed loudly too. I was slightly dizzy and needed to lay my head down.
“I’m going back to dance.” This time, she yelled over the noise of the music.
I nodded.
“Where’s Yazid?” I yelled back. I was dizzy but I wanted a kiss as well. My head was fuzzy and the signals in my brain were all messed up.
“Room!”
I nodded again and walked away, laughing and shaking my head. Ameera had done the one thing no one had ever been able to do. She’d gotten me drunk. I walked slowly up the stairs. Everything seemed to be moving, including the doors.
I finally located Yazid’s door and just opened it without knocking. My eyes went straight to the bed. He was right there cuddling some other lady.
I was in absolute shock. I froze.
I raised my hand and pointed my index finger at him stuttering and failing at coherence.
“Boo, wha.. what’s this.. that…that..wha…”
He got off the bed swiftly, anger burning in his eyes. The other lady just sat there and stared at me oddly.
I was stunned into silence by the stinging slap that hit my face and the voice that thundered
“What is wrong with you?!”
I blinked several times. There was something wrong with his voice.
The slap seemed to hit my reset button and my eyes opened clearly to see Yazid’s dad staring furiously at me.
Mega mess up.
I chanced a quick side look and realized this wasn’t Yazid’s room.
Shoot.
I opened my mouth to apologize but what came out instead was something that ruined my life.
I threw up. All over Yazid’s dad…

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  1. Ololade says:
    12 years ago

    Dis one pass one bottle of Rubis o,nice one.Its gud to have you back.

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Lol!
      Thanks Ololade.
      Not really back sha. Just passing by

      Reply
  2. dnddyon says:
    12 years ago

    Interesting…
    Is this the end?

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Thanks Debbie.
      Yeah, it’s the end

      Reply
  3. Muna says:
    12 years ago

    #Cringing! Yikes! Real Mega messup oh! Welcome back Yougee!

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Lol!
      Abi?!
      Thanks darling.
      Only passing by though

      Reply
  4. ogetours says:
    12 years ago

    Tadan tadan…..just when I was get set for more action, the scriptwriter/director screamed “cut” arrghh……weldone namesake!!!!

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Looool!
      Daalu Nwannem!

      Reply
  5. sleekdami says:
    12 years ago

    Lmao…u wud really not marry him or even nybody known to him lools.
    Nice

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Looool!
      Abi?!
      I’ll be banned from his entire family 🙁

      Reply
  6. Lizzie Elizabeth says:
    12 years ago

    Ooops! That’s a No-No..
    Kudos to you!

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Lol!
      Thank you Lizzie!

      Reply
  7. Ozioma says:
    12 years ago

    Wow,dis is interestin,thumbs up for u

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Aww. Thanks dear!

      Reply
  8. Tolulope says:
    12 years ago

    Loving this already! You are a brilliant writer……can’t wait for the next post *sigh* I really can’t wait to ….! Sure you know what i mean.

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Lol!
      Sure, I do know what you mean.
      Persistence and endurance. You will get there 🙂
      Thanks. This is flash fiction though. No sequel 😀

      Reply
  9. Tony Atambi says:
    12 years ago

    Mahn. That’s it. No Yasid for Bimpe again…LOL. This is beautiful, Oge…

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Haha!
      Thank you darling!

      Reply
  10. seunowolabi says:
    12 years ago

    Wow. What an unfortunate turn of events! She shouldn’t worry, okay? There’s nothing that can’t be fixed… *fingers crossed*
    Well written!

    Reply
  11. seunowolabi says:
    12 years ago

    Wow. What an unfortunate turn of events! She shouldn’t worry, okay? There’s nothing that can’t be fixed… Maybe… *fingers crossed*
    Well written.

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Lol.
      Thanks dear.
      Nothing that can’t be fixed huh?
      Noted

      Reply
  12. zeenike says:
    12 years ago

    Lol!!!! This was just too funny, apologies to Bimpe. Let’s at least hope it was Yazid’s mom in the room, sha.

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Lol! Abi?!
      Thank you Liz

      Reply
  13. Isaacola AA says:
    12 years ago

    This is simply wickedness in earthly places!

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Hehehehe

      Reply
  14. Joseph says:
    12 years ago

    Nice piece. We must always confront our nightmares whether we run away from them or not. How to do that is left to us. Cheers!

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Lol! Abi?!
      Thanks Jo!

      Reply
  15. zncarino says:
    12 years ago

    So hilarious… I really do wish you’ll continue this story, I don’t want it to end here… Good to have u pass by, beautiful piece indeed!

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Lol.
      Thanks! Unfortunately, that’s the end.
      Pele

      Reply
  16. temmy says:
    12 years ago

    interesting piece yougee, more ink ooo

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Thank you Temmy!
      Amen

      Reply
  17. Adewoyin Joseph says:
    12 years ago

    Ah perfect! Happy married life Bimpe. 🙂

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Hahahaha!
      You’re mean

      Reply
  18. rikitava says:
    12 years ago

    This one don kill herself o =)). Pls get back here,we miss u

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Awww.
      I miss you guys too.
      Very much.
      But work… 🙁

      Reply
  19. aidiamond says:
    12 years ago

    abeg I no fit laff. If I hear say na one glass. See trouble o. Kai!!! Some things are bloody deadly and welcome serious trouble. Really cool piece.

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      12 years ago

      Lool!
      I’m telling you mehn!

      Reply
  20. Amina williams says:
    11 years ago

    Interesting!!!

    Reply
    • yougeecash says:
      11 years ago

      Thank you Amina!

      Reply

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